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Mages of Legend: Chapter 1 by Phantom-Remnant, literature

Mages of Legend: Prologue by Phantom-Remnant, literature

-Insanity-: Prologue by Phantom-Remnant, literature

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Mages of Legend: Chapter 1 by Phantom-Remnant, literature

Mages of Legend: Prologue by Phantom-Remnant, literature

-Insanity-: Prologue by Phantom-Remnant, literature

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  • Nov 18, 1991
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  • Deviant for 16 years
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So wow, I just took a gander at my profile stats, and much to my surprise, I have over two thousand page views. How could this happen, because I honestly have no clue? I mean the content I upload is utter crap, so it must be the fact that I favorite things ALL THE TIME. Hell I would even favorite the whole literature section of this site if I knew how to. (Yes I have been a member for two years and still don't knowhow to do that, did I also mention I was stupid.) Well regardless of my stupidity, I will actually start to upload some of my writing to this site, and hopefully you guys know how to actually collect it because I haven't the foggie
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:iconchuuplz: thank you for the favorite, I appreciate it! 
AWWW, how cute!!!
Luffy Anime Emoji (Sho Happy) [V3]   Well, thank you very much. My boyfriend and I really liked your artwork, so I just had to favourite it!!!
Awww you're just too sweet, thank you again! 
 *Knocks on your door, than you answer* I’m sorry to bother you… *You assume I’m a salesman and attempt close the door on my face* No wait I’m from Deviant Art! *At the sound of hearing that you open the door again and give me a skeptical look* I will make this as quick as I can. I just wanted to thank you for visiting Mobis-New-Nest and faving a piece of my work it was quite kind of you to do so. Thank you for giving me a reason to make more creative deviations in the coming future. I wish nothing but the best for you, nothing but good tidings on all you future deviations. I know with given time someday you'll be DeviantArts 1,000,000 view elites....yeah I know I sound crazy saying that but to be honest ambition can take you far and dedication will keep you on the right path, with that I wish you nothing but the best, peace love and so much happiness to you, Live Free, Create Hard and never let constructive criticism discourage you from pumping out more deviations :D *Removes his hat and bows*
Thanks for the fave ^_^

Please come and check out some of my work.
Link: haruxharu.deviantart.com/galle…
While reading morning paper one Sunday morning you are interrupted by a knock on the door. You yawn yet are annoyed that someone is bothering you on your day off but you get up to answer it anyway. You open the door. There before you stands a dark skinned man with black framed glasses, buzz cut hair, wearing a black t-shirt and matching pants. “Hi” he says then continues “I’m Mobis of Mobis-New-Nest I noticed you happened to fave a piece at my gallery and I thank you for that but always remember to fave and watch responsibly. To send this better I have Rozonda, Tionne and Lisa (R.I.P) of TLC to better sing it for you. LADIES HIT IT!” soon the sound of music could be heard and voices of woman coming from somewhere you couldn’t pin point.  

Little Cindy has tendency to favor a lot of art on DeviantArt that she loves so much.
One day she came across Mobis-New-Nest and faves piece that she loved so much.
Little did she know that she would be covered in cream and crust?
When Mobis shows up and thanked her for the fave with a cake bomb.

Don’t go favoring to much just keep browsing and commenting like you’re used to,
I know favoring is what you want or nothing at all
But I think you're doing it too much.

Matthew liked to watch his favorite deviants and tried to discover new ones.
One day he found Mobis-New-Nest and decided watching him was a good idea
But little did he know that watching would lead to The Rock showing up at his house
Then he’d layeth the smack down all over his candy ass, lord have mercy

Don’t go favoring to much just keep browsing and commenting like you’re used to,
I know favoring is what you want or nothing at all
But I think you're doing it too much.

The music stopped and Mobis bowed to you then turned and walked off into the sunset. You close the door bewildered by what just happened. You start to ponder if you’ll ever favor another piece at Mobis-New-Nest.
You hear the doorbell ring and go to answer. As you open the door there is tall casually dressed man with glasses and dark skin standing in front of you. He holds what looks to be a cake in his hands with a giant red candle in the middle of it. “Were you expecting Spartans shattering your windows? How about a Megatron tearing off the roof of your home? Maybe a chainsaw maniac kicking down your door or The Rock laying the smack down on your candy ass? I’m just teasing, I thought I’d keep my ‘Thank you fav’ normal this time and thank you personally myself” He hands you a cake and the icing on top reads ‘Thank you deviant comrade for stopping by Mobis-New-Nest’ “It’s a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake I hope you enjoy it, here let me light the candle” He takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights the big red candle which starts to sparkle beautifully “Well I’ve gotta run see you around flat foot” Mobis leaves but for some strange reason he snickers as he runs off. Taking a closer look at the big red candle you see TNT initials written sideways “MOTHERFU…” but before you could finish your potty mouth outburst, the cake in your hands explodes with cream and ice cream all of over you, the ceiling, ground and walls. You shiver and wipe your eyes of the whip cream and lick you your lips. The tasty sensation of the Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake causes you lick your fingers and hands “God that’s so good, so delicious but dame look at this mess, ohhhh mmmhhh can’t stop licking myself, get revenge on Mobis but first finish licking, mmmmhhh so good, gonna kill’em, mmmhhhm so creamy, so fattening, Mobis you a dead man when I finish, mmhhh so nutty”